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Knock, Knock Who's There? Follow. Follow Who? Follow Me Down

He turned to her, running his hand up her hips then across her belly, and down among her legs when suddenly he turned around to watch tv... Astounded, she asked him, - "Why did you stop"? "I found the remote", - he replied. "But it’s a wonderful time for love", - she bumbled « ain't got nothing but a dream on me, you've got something that I really, really, really, really need... — AˢSᵒᵒⁿAˢPᵒˢˢⁱᵇˡᵉ »

She's sad. He is not. Both alone.  She knows what He's gonna do for He's flexed slightly over her. Softly, She began to tremble, — — I'm scared, — She whispered.  — It's nothing to fear, — He said, & swiftly he extracted her tooth.

— Doctor, I don't feel well, in fact, I don't know what I have. When I'm walking, I feel a kind of pain, don't know where it is but goes away suddenly, without knowing why. — Okay, let me give you a prescription for, said, the doctor. So, take a... don't know what medicament for don't know how long and don't know how many per day, and you gonna feel much better (dunno when...). « Après 50 ans, on reçoit plein des roses : sclé roses , arth roses , ostéopo roses , név roses . Pour toutes ces roses , il y a un remède.🥂 Donc pas de panique. C’est pas grave. »😉 “ YA trop d’bruits Pour penser à ma vie Pour changer mes habitudes J’vais marcher Pour changer mes idées Ma peur de la solitude C’est pas grave s’il n’y a personne pour m’écouter J’vais chanter pour les oiseaux Si tout l’monde a les oreilles bouchées J’vais crier pour m’amuser YA trop d’bruits J’m’entends plus chanter J’vais faire comme d’habitude Comme chez moi Ou au milieu du bois J’vais chanter ma

a woman went to a gypsy to can decipher her dilemma... — — two men are in love with me, so i'd want you to tell me which of 'em will be the lucky one of becoming my husband [after reading the tarot, the gypsy replied to the woman], — the lucky one will be he for you gonna marry with the other

tip-top… I woke up Monday and Tuesday I thought to go Wednesday to work, but when Thursday I saw comes Friday, I said to myself, what a hell to look for work on Saturday when Sunday is my day off... I mumbled… thinking of you…

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student:  — What are your parent's names? The student replied: ~ My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling . Confused, the teacher asked back: - Are you kidding?  The student replied: ~ No! Kidding is my brother. I am Joking .

A guy tells a story: — “…after a romantic evening, I led her home, but before crossing the threshold, she turned to me and kissed me, then, she whispered to me, provocatively”, — “What about staying here overnight?”...  Hmm... I look at her and I answered, — “nooope…” (between us), — what the hell am I supposed to do all night long, (alone), in front of a door?

— knock, knock – who's there? — the doors – the doors who? — the doors are between us; open up to play a little game

1ᵉʳ jour, au début d’une nouvelle année scolaire en France,  un enseignant fait la présence dans une salle de classe : — Mustafa Al Ekhzari ? — Présent ! — Kadar Sel Ohlmi ? — Présent ! — Mohammed Endahrha ? — Présent ! — Chanhira Amarttayaku ? — Présent ! — Al Ain Ben Oit ? réduire au silence… — Al Ain Ben Oit ! pas de réponse… — Encore une fois, Al Ain Ben Oit ! un enfant gêné répond timidement : — Madame, je pense que c’est à propos de moi, mais ça se prononce correctement, Alain Benoit

sometimes, — pilot sometimes, — vet... today's agreement, — he consults her cat ❝ Let's talk about sex... She was trying to get him to talk to her while they were doing the deed... He said "Baby I'm the strong and the silent type." She said, "That's not what I need." "Please do not speak softly, "she said. "When carrying your stick." He said, "Actions can speak louder." She said, "It doesn't do the trick." She was all over him in the A.M. He said, "Baby, you don't understand. Just about once a night, I'm alright, but I'm not much of a morning man. I'm not quite awake yet, he said, I could use a cup." She said, "How about a loving spoonful, darling? That might get you up." The other night, she was biting him, while they were doing it in the dark, — He said, "what... are you some kind of vampire, baby?" She said, "I just love to leave my mark." And then