he said, she said ☹ (humor)
sometimes, — pilot sometimes, — vet... today's agreement, — he consults her cat ❝ Let's talk about sex... She was trying to get him to talk to her while they were doing the deed... He said "Baby I'm the strong and the silent type." She said, "That's not what I need." "Please do not speak softly, "she said. "When carrying your stick." He said, "Actions can speak louder." She said, "It doesn't do the trick." She was all over him in the A.M. He said, "Baby, you don't understand. Just about once a night, I'm alright, but I'm not much of a morning man. I'm not quite awake yet, he said, I could use a cup." She said, "How about a loving spoonful, darling? That might get you up." The other night, she was biting him, while they were doing it in the dark, — He said, "what... are you some kind of vampire, baby?" She said, "I just love to leave my mark." And then
